Dream #001: Yoda
Dream #002: Evil Witch Tree
Dream #003: Life in the Dorms
Dream #004: Guns Are for Protection
Dream #005: I Was Superman
Dream #006: Riding With Wendy
Dream #007: Too Much Watermelon
Dream #008: Busted
Dream #009: Corn Dogs, Fudgesicles and Crayons
Dream #010: Summer Orgy

Why do you have a hand up your butt?
Socko's gift
How did you like the chickens?
A Joke for Francis
A Joke for Professor Bug
A Joke for Geraldine
Slime Monsters
Ben's Magical Midget
More Bad Jokes
The Rock Factory
A Swedish Meatball for Socko
Socko for Breakfast
Ron is French for 'Z'
Ben and the Black Paper
Socko Has a Fairy Godmother
Mike Has a Try
20,000 Grasshoppers
A Word of Wisdom from Francis
Mr. Bucket
Toothbrush Capers!
Now I Dwell in Darkness Gently
Saying the Most
Ben, the Dog of Epic Vision
Sorry about all the 5-alarm hot chili sauce
Using Guilt Like a Leash, Pt. 1
Using Guilt Like a Leash, Pt. 2
LiveJournal Quiz Fun
Everyone Loves Mayonnaise


Socko started a fun club in 1998. All you had to do was make a sock to join. Some suckers even put the "I'm a Sock-a-teer!" banner on their web pages. Join Socko's Fun Club

Then there was 3D socko. I won't even dignify it with the word 'script.' This sequence of random words that occasionally formed sentences were recorded one day when we had nothing in our brains, and then were animated by Tony many years ago when he was learning Studio Max. Uh... yeah.
sox.avi 2MB.

Ostracized by Animals
The Magic Cape
Happy Day, Happy Day

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these are all outside links to my e-zine, the Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine. while you're there, take a gander, oh won't you?

the papa john's incident
pain of victory
one more chance
jasmine's cat
wimpie the magical cloud
swerve & merv
how we got to the tmbg concert